the long arm of Professor Kittenpants "the nice price"

by A Bunch Of Jerks

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Diner Song 02:15
Let it Go 02:51
You Lied 03:06
Electricity 02:27
Kalifornia 02:17
King One 02:56


If you’re going to get your panties in a bunch, make it A Bunch of Jerks.

This fab foursome from Boston will rock your socks and make your pants dance as they meld punk, glam, garage, and nu-wave into one ear-worm after another. Veterans of such diverse Boston acts as the Swinedells, the Sugar Twins, the Skeletones, and Johnny Blazes and the Pretty Boys, A Bunch of Jerks are:
Alli: Nu-wave and soul chanteuse and top secret TP tester.
Bat: Jack of all trades, master of none, especially the bass. Encouraged not to quit his day job.
Ethan: A cross between Romeo and the Hunchback of Notre Dame,
he’s got something for everyone on the drums.
Mike: Smells of mothballs. So does his guitar.

One record label executive described them thusly, “If the Plasmatics walked into a bar and walked out with The Dickies, Captain Sensible,
a few Misfits, George "the Animal" Steele, and The Rezillos, you would totally get where they're coming from.”

Thanks. Lou, the check is in the mail!


released September 22, 2017

Alli - voice
Bat - bass, voice
Ethan - drums?
Mike - guitar, voice

Produced, engineered, mixed and mastered by Bat in the Barn!
in stunning digiophonic sound, under the disapproving glare of Mike.

All songs 2017 A Bunch Of Jerks

Art, Design & Layout by Bat, Mike and Jenn

Dedicated to the memory of Christopher David Walsh


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